Showing posts with label SMELLY-MELLY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMELLY-MELLY. Show all posts

Thursday, 8 October 2009

The philosophy of food..and smell

The story of the Curry Puff which was brought to be eaten but forgotten at the bottom of the bag..about what happens when your not as neat and tidy as your mother, who lives in another country and so cannot clean your house for you.. and the philosophical learnings from this highly scented event:


Mom:  What happened about the curry puff
Ms. Clean: It was smashed and molten like lava ...which has lost the will to be hot
Mom: yuck
Ms. Clean: heehee
Mom: i wasnt smelling
Ms. Clean: how can you smell ?
Mom: What?
Ms. Clean: You're so far away..how can you smell?
Mom: it*. I meant It wasnt smelling?
Ms. Clean: Oh.  Oh well, I dunno. I had not washed the dishes also, so there were a lot of smells and it was hard to distinguish which smell was which
Mom: sheeeeeeeeeeeee (which for the uneducated, is a milder version of YUCK)
I hope u opened that new air freshner thing.
Ms. Clean: Why? Smell is good for the soul. It reminds you that your nose is still working
Mom: Nevermind

I think she's given up on me. I don't understand why

Thursday, 31 July 2008

Tea Tea Tea Tea.. Morning Cuppa

After almost a year or more of no coffee and tea I've fallen in love again.. with TEA
As much as i used to love coffee, my love for it slowly died away.. it never kept me alert or any of those things caffeine is supposed to do for you.. i just liked how it tasted. But now, lets just say i don't like to be very close to people who've recently had coffee..not within smelling distance anyway. Caffeine breath is just not very appealing.. it never has been
Tea - well, tea makes me happy. And now i also get a nice buzz from a mild cuppa. A cup of tea on an empty stomach and God help the people around me - I am activity personified..i usually don't react to caffeine, nicotine, other '..ines' very much, but now - guess I'm just getting easy in my old age.