Somewhere in the near futures (4 or 5 years more like it) the Boyfriend and me should be tying that knot (more like strangling as far as he is concerned) Now we don't want a big wedding, but our family & friends are big enough to occupy the entire island of Madagascar (i like to move it move it..sorry, that song just follows when i think of that country)
Anywho...this is my brilliant plan to ensure not so many guests turn up
I know he likes the plan but for the record, he does not want anything to do with it
So here goes..
I am a very bad singer.. terrible, horrible, 'scratching nails on a blackboard is better' would not be doing it justice.
So.. we will have a pre-wedding party, where we invite the people who we do not want at our wedding but have to invite either because we'll need to know them for some work later or out of social nicety and all that jazz..
At the party i announce that i will be singing a lot of beautiful heart warming songs throughout the wedding reception and then go on to sing a preview of what is to come on the big day..
If that doesn't make them want to be miles away on the wedding day, nothing will.
PS: Mom, i hope you're not reading this. If you are, well, it's true.. you're side of the family is larger than Dads
Awake in the Dark
7 hours ago
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