Skeletons in your closet?

The last week has been most amusing. I suddenly seem to have arrived at the grand conclusion that all my friends are weird..Oh well, I knew that already, but some of them are just so freaking funny... My friend AJ and his mom have been trying literally to get rid of a skeleton from their closet.
His dad was a budding Doctor during the British rule in India. He travelled abroad extensively when studying medicine. When he returned to India back then, he brought back with him a complete human skeleton, some poor hapless soul who had donated himself to science . Christopher, as AJ's pop liked to call the skeleton, must have been of immense help - his pop turned out to be a noted surgeon in South India.
Sadly, dad passed away a while ago and even more tragically, Christopher still lies in their closet now in their lil town where everyone knows what the other is up to.
The family is now in a fix as to how to dispose of him and not be charged with murder. AJ has now returned back home with plans to dispose off different body parts in different locations - all buried preferably...
May Christopher's body finally rest in peace