Its a weird family....introducing my Sister

So my darling sister in one of her bored moments at home sat at the PC and typed out random stuff...only i liked it so much and it made me laugh so much that i thought it only right to share here. It might only go to prove that the whole family is crazy, i'm not the odd one out

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In the new world order there is a big controversial question. It being - what happens when the world get too hot to live in????????????? What happens to us???????? Most of us would rather ignore this question when confronted by it. In fact I’m sure that as you’re reading this you’re not really paying any attention
Right ???????????
Any way in case I have grabbed you’re attention then I might as well say what I have to… that global warming is on to us … its knocking on the door and every time we release smoke from our cars or cut down trees were just opening the door a little wider. Most of us think that it’s not me. I don’t do any of those things. I can’t do anything to stop this …………….and yet you know that you can. You’ve heard it a million times….. Over and over again. Plant more trees….. But then you think where in this congested city are we going to plant trees?????????? There’s no place to walk on the roads let alone plant trees. And you are not wrong in saying that…… it is true .you cant plant trees on the road. But you don’t live on the road do you?? You live in society so plant trees there.
Then even if you do plant trees you cant help asking –what difference is it going to make??? It’s just one tree. But what you don’t realize is that you’re not the only one planting a tree. There are a lot of people who ARE planting trees. You just join them. And since so many of you will be thinking the same thing, together you all will make a difference.

Well what are you waiting for … go plant you’re tree.. there’s probably some one else who’s reading this who is already half way through…… you don’t want to be left behind, do you????? Go go

If your wondering what the top half is all about, then let me explain. The thing is I’ve got this I.T. exam thing in which we gotta give half our exam on the net so basically I’m just practicing to type …….. and I guess I need to get a little faster. another thing that I need to learn is to look up and type …. Which is what I’m trying to do right now …… which I guess is also why I’m typing so slowly and why I’m making so many mistakes. ok I guess I really need to look up and type so that I can increase my speed . people usually go for classes for things like this ….. but I’m too stingy to bother spending on something so stupid when I can sit at home and learn. So that’s what I’m doing right now.
And then if you’re wondering what that load of crap after my practicing stuff is then let me tell you. It’s not that I think a lot about stuff like this its just that I didn’t really know what to type so I wrote that. Of course that’s also why I’m writing this.
Do you know that I just realized that I’ve written about a whole page on nothing in particular .just rubbish and then more rubbish… and then there’s the fact that I’m actually good at it ………………….hey!!! I’m actually GOOD at this(there’s a big smile on my face right now and I’m so glad no ones noticed cause they’ll think that I’ve lost it ……….. ofcourse there’s a good chance that they already think that I lost my nuts……… but still)anyway what was I saying ??????? oh yeah I’m good at this (big smile again). Ofcourse it not something I’m supposed to be proud of … but I still am……. Hmmmmmm now I’m out of crap to write. I guess I’m not so good at this .this month is going to be so nice for me 0-) .not only is the movie releasing but also the book . How cool is that, all in one month .oh I almost forgot , its also his birthday!!!!!!!!

The reality of it- though as much as I hate admitting it -is that I’m not going to be affected by any of it. Oh did I say ‘any’ I meant most of it. I am after all going to be seeing the movie first day first show. And then ill get the CD as soon as I can ,which is sooner than you think.
The book however I don’t think I’m going to get immediately. I might get the digital copy in about a month after the release. But the book ummm I’ll only get it after ………say 3 months.